From the desk of our Editing Department

While on a weekend outing looking for vintage Pokemon action figures at Target, my bro here, Tommy pointed out a T-shirt this woman was about to purchase. It read, "My Mommy Loves Me." Tommy said to me, "Kyle, how do we know that lady's kid loves her?" I said, "Who the hell knows Tommy." But then I got to thinking while I was enjoying my white cherry Icee, "Yeah, that is a good question. What if the kid grows up to hate this lady. She'll feel pretty dumb she spent the $7.99 on the shirt." I thought even more about it and started looking around at people's children and how they had them dressed. I know not everyone can be as dapper as Tommy and myself, but hey, they don't really have voices in the matter either. They don't make the bucks like we do. We found some examples of T-shirts that just shouldn't be purchased. We are in a freakin' recession. Spend that money on baby formula for fucks sake!

All too often, our parents use our pint-sized bodies as a medium to express anything from their politcal views...

To the blatant truth...

Now, that's a little more like it.

To the more obvious gross-out effect. I've seen em' all. Tommy doesn't agree with me on this issue. He seems to think the gross-out effect works for him. Then again, when he hears someone say the words "Civic Duty" he breaks out into hysterical laughter.

Tell us how you really feel

One of the websites I got the funny shirts from exclaimed "Raise Funny People" I have to say that it sort of makes sense. I don't want to work with a bunch of dicks that can't take a joke. So maybe I should just give in and let people wear what they want to. It won't hurt anything. Yeah right. Do you think the Menendez brothers ever wore a shirt that said "Momma's Little Stinker"?

Yeah, we didn't think so

Kyle and Tommy

Purveyor Editing Department