So, North Korea Has a Missle Ready to Launch? Are You Sure?

United State intellegence officials broke the story that satellite images show a rocket ready to launch in North Korea. We here at the Purveyor have new intellegence of our own. We have obtained a video of the actual rocket and test launch. See for yourself:





Ok, so what if it was Drunky the Bear. At least it took place in North Korea. What do you mean those assholes were counting down in English? Ok, so the entire thing is bullshit.

*Drunky the Bear is on Monsters in the Morning, 104.1 Real Radio Orlando. If you have Sirius/XM Radio, they are on weekdays 6 am - 10 pm on XM 152.

Comments

  1. Are you sure that's a missile or a statue of Kim jung il's pee pee.

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  2. Not really sure. I don't like his glasses, and judging by the upkeep of his hair, I'd hate to catch full frontal of him.

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