Something of Moral Fiber

I was scoping the news outlets on the internet and found this headline: "Suit Filed In Alleged "Fight Club" At School". I'll be honest, my first reaction was, "What ass clown talked about Fight Club? They need their ass(es) kicked." I selected the story and read this in the byline:

A Texas woman claims in a lawsuit her 21-year-old son has suffered emotional trauma from being forced to participate in alleged "fight clubs" at a state school for mentally handicapped adults.

Honestly, What the fuck? If you didn't catch it. I'm going to paste that sentence again, highlighting the special words:

A Texas woman claims in a lawsuit her 21-year-old son has suffered emotional trauma from being forced to participate in alleged "fight clubs" at a state school for mentally handicapped adults.

Did we all get it that time. Let me be the first to tell you that I don't make fun of them, not directly anhow. Sure, I may call my nephews retarded or refer to them as tards, but that is about where I draw the line. I don't speak to any certain person as being a lower life form for being mentally challenged. I happen to think each one brings a special thing to the table. Do you know I went to church with an Autistic guy that if he asked you what date and year you were born, could think for a few seconds and tell you what day it was. Fucking amazing. Humans have been making fun and ostracizing other races and religions probably long before the Lepers of Biblical times, but this is ridiculous.

I think Karma will catch up to these people for doing this and their children, if they have yet to bear, will likely be mentally challenged. It would be a good thing too. If these people reared offspring that were any way like them, we'd be heading to hell in a picnic basket much quicker than we already are. At least the mentally challenged are typically happy people. They only know they are different if assholes like these people, tell them they are.

So, I guess I show my moral fiber there. I wouldn't love mine any less if I had a child that was mentally handicapped, but I wouldn't promote something like Flutie Flakes to make the world feel sympathy for me. And for fucks sake, I wouldn't have them start a fucking fight club either.

H. Staff