Hey, You Want to Party?

Ladies and gentlemen, the young lady to the left is none other than Samantha Orobator. Her idea of partying is dabbling in drugs a bit. She stands accused of trafficking Peruvian Gold black tar heroin to the country of Laos. If convicted, this dumbass will suffer the death penalty before a firing squad.

Not to add insult to injury, but this story painfully reminds me of the Singapore caning incident almost to the day on May 5th, 1994 where American Michael P. Fay was convicted of vandalism and sentenced to six strokes by the Singaporean government. Though his sentence was reduced to 4 strokes, it caused a rift in the Singapore-United States relations abroad, and a sizeable rift in Mr. Fay's ass cheeks. The underlying point is that to date, 15 years later, Fay has not popped up for any more crimes of the such, especially in Singapore. Sounds like their little system is working.

Granted, Ms. Orobator is a little different.

She is:

1) A woman
2) No prior record of arrest
3) Pregnant
4) Accused of smuggling a mere 1 kilo of heroin into Laos.


Oh, did I forget to mention #3 earlier?



For some reason Ms. Orobator was not pregnant when she entered the prison where she is being held. She is now. I really am not at liberty to say how that happened, but her mother believes the pregancy to be involuntary and a result of a host of prisoners "having it their way" at the Burger Kong located in the prison cafeteria. She has been in the prison for four months and her mother found out in January that she would be a grandmother to a carbon copy of the idiot labeled as her daughter.

"I don't know" what she was doing there, her mother, Jane, said. "The last time she spoke with me, she said she was on holiday in London and she would come to see us in Dublin before returning to the U.K. in July. Want me to tell you what she was doing? Dealing heroin.

The last execution in Laos was in 1990, a foreign affairs spokesperson said. This could be a result of a couple of things. Either there is no drugs in Laos, or the dealers are really good and selling them and not getting caught.

The few times I have left this country, I have not been in contact with that country's authorities. I planned it that way. Then again, I didn't mule an effing kilo of heroin either. I have no desire to go through the United States prison system, and I sure a fucks sake don't want to get involved in one in a foreign country.



I'm sorry Ms. Orobator, I'm afraid you are classified as a loss in the gene pool. I would imagine the government of Laos doesn't want another Samantha or Sam Orobator running around dealing dope on their watch, so they would probably shoot you as soon as possible, so there is a lesser chance of the baby being able to feel it. Not that I agree with that, I'm just saying. Those foreign countries are notorious for not caring a whole lot. See: China and their population problem.



Your poor mother (and that last name; Oh hell that is so obvious, I'm not even going to touch that one.) The ancient proverb, when in Rome do as the Romans applies here. When in Laos don't deal heroin.

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And now, for your utter amusement...



Even with a criminal mindset, this guy has my luck. Bad.



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Rob, I saw that story this morning and I'm glad that we were on the same page.