It Has Been a While...
When I was in middle school, my cousin and I camped out in the woods behind his house. We had plans of spending most of the night eating food unfit for the Marines and looking at Playboy magazines. The latter was complicated a bit the next morning when I woke up to see his two dogs introducing their private parts to each other. How vivid I remember things like that. I think what was intriguing to me was that it was a mother-son mating ritual. To carry that a step further, a few months later, they sold the puppies as AKC registered. Utterly awesome if you ask me. Of course they were all toothless and played banjos, but what the hell...right? I'm trying to make a commitment to spend some time on this website. I want to write a lot more than I do and somehow, I need to make it interesting. Not only that, but it needs to be worthy of posting to sites like Facebook and well, Facebook. I know Patty used to read this, when I get a...
